The international symbol for “maybe I’ll make two sandwiches, not sure just yet”
(Source: yongmuney)
i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin
(via awkwardvagina)
i say that to myself every time i cry
(Source: letmetouchthemoon, via blueeyeboyforever)
cut-your-wrists-and-learn-to-fly:
I thought this was going to be another gif of a skinny girl showing her concave stomach and her hipbones but this is 500% better
These muscles wich go directly to the penis
I don’t know how they’re named, but I’m such a sucker for those V-muscles aka the road to pleasure hahah omg I need a boyfriend :p (thinking about it, I’m gonna make a mancandy tag lol)
Doing a comp next year. V lines will be ever so cut
FFS THEYRE NOT V - LINES YOU DUMB FUCKS
It’s called the Adonis Belt
(Source: suchsweetblueshirts)
The Bad dad more looks fun
normal dad….. hannibal
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE
(Source: fuckyeahdementia, via toobrokentobelong)


